I brush my teeth twice a day and floss every night in the hopes of avoiding having to wear dentures when I'm a decrepit old man. But if I do, I'll be sure to pull the time-honored trick that every denture wearer has done of placing my false teeth in a glass of soda for a guest. As disgusting as that sounds, it was done to me by a family friend. There's few things more startling than to see another person's teeth at the bottom of your soda. Even without dentures I can simulate the trick with these teeth shaped ice bits. Let the hilarity ensue.
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